SOME OF MY FAVOURITE QUOTES.

SOME OF MY FAVOURITE QUOTES.


“The Chinese believe that amber is the heart of a tiger, turned to stone.”

Shirley McLaine in Gambit.

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“If you work in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. No seriously, kill yourself.”

The late great Bill Hicks.

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“I believe in this and it’s been tested by research, he who fucks nuns will later join the church.”

‘Death Or Glory’ by The Clash.

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“There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.”

William Somerset.

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“Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.”
George Bernard Shaw. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”

Hunter S Thompson.

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“I refuse to join a club that would have someone like me as a member”

Groucho Marx.

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“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”

George Bernard Shaw.

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“Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a retard !”

FBIman.

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“Erectile dysfunction commercials, cause erectile dysfunction.”

Words of a prophet, written on a subway wall.

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“You have enemies ? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”

Winston Churchill.

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“If you are going through hell, keep going.”

Winston Churchill.

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“The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it drop.”

Che Guevara.

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“I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.”

Kurt Cobain.

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“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.

Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken & rumoured by many.

Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.

Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers & elders.

Do not believe in traditions merely because they have been handed down for many generations.

After observation and analysis, when you find anything which agrees with reason & is conducive to the good and benefit of one & all, then accept it, then live up to it.”

Buddha.

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“I’ve been fat and I’ve been thin, and fat is better.”

Paraphrasing Michael Caine.

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“I have the heart of a young boy. . . . . I keep it in a jar on my desk.”

Stephen King.

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“A good man is just a man, but a dozen Mars Bars is a binge.”

Paraphrasing Mark Twain.

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“Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.”

That may just be me.

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“Don’t try to keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your level, its cheaper.”

Quentin Crisp.

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“Never trust a man who doesn’t drink, he’s got something to hide.”

Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“If you can smile when all around you is going wrong. You’ve probably already worked out who to blame.”

Paraphrasing Rudyard Kipling.

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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

Jim Carrey.

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“I am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally.”

WC Fields.

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“The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.”

Nelson Henderson.

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“If I love you, what business is it of yours ?”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.

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“Never hit a man with glasses, use a baseball bat it will do more damage.”

Fairly sure that was me.

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“Any goverment big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take it all away.”

Barry Goldwater.

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“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She’s loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters ?

She’s not perfect, you aren’t either & the two of you may never be perfect together. But if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human & making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can.

She may not be thinking of you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break.

So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze her and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, & miss her when she’s not there.”

Bob Marley.

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“Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”

Albert Camus.

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“We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.”

Desmond Tutu.

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“When we see others as the enemy, we risk becoming what we hate. When we oppress others, we end up oppressing ourselves. All of our humanity is dependent upon recognizing the humanity in others.”

Desmond Tutu.

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“The trouble with women is, that when they grow up, they turn into their mothers. The trouble with men is, that they don’t.”

Oscar Wilde.

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