I solomnly vow that next year is going to be better.
I will remember to buy tin foil for the turkey – not bad but a bit dry.
I will make my own pudding; chocolate log; chestnut stuffing & sherry trifle.
I will put up deccys like I used to – ie. all over the house.
I will start making peoples presents in plenty of time.
I will send out cards in good time.
We will have fun if it fucking kills me !
If I don’t do all these things I swear I will give up on Crimbo altogether.
Hope you had more fun than me xxxxxxx