Just thought someone might want a bit of a laugh after spending Crimbo locked up with their entire family or maybe spending it all alone.
My kids have fucked off to see friends & girlfriends leaving me to hoover up the left overs while perving over Johnny Depp dresssed as a pirate !
Mmm cold turkey, reheated sprouts & chips followed by stale battenburg & rum custard.
God I love Christmas ! 
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