NEARLY OVER

Thought you might like another joke to end the year on. The ugly kid in the bottom left is Bill Gates – wow he has actually improved with age – amazing !


Two days to go & this shittiest of shit years will be over.
I’d thank god if there was one, actually no I wouldn’t because if there was a god then everything would be his fault & I would be cursing the bastard to hell !
(Interesting side bar – if god is omnipresent then that means he is in hell & if only bad people go to hell, does that mean that god is bad ? Try that on the Jovos next time they bother you !)

Never forget that no matter how bad things are; no matter how bleak the outlook; no matter how dismal your life is – things can always get worse ! !
As my Granny often said "Always end on a snog"  Sorry that should be song.


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About An Elephant's Child

Like the elephant's child I am filled with insatiable curiousity. I REALLY AM THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT.
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