Last night I had the WEIRDEST dream of my life & I usualy have fairly weird ones !
I was in an airport talking to Ricky Gervais – like you do – about nothing in particular.
We walked outside into the carpark & there was a sort of market/fair thing going on.
Right in the middle of it, for all to see, was a naked Sally Field having sex with several enormous shaved sheep !
It was disgusting, it was explicit, it was graphic, it was pornographic !
She was at it every which way you can imagine & a few you hopefully can’t !
The REALLY weird thing about it was – as if all that wasn’t weird enough – I seemedto be the only person there who was bothered by the revolting sight before us !
FOR FUCKS SAKE – SHE WAS THE FLYING NUN ! !
I have been haunted by those images ever since I woke up (at 4am) & have spent all day trying to find out what the fuck it means.
I found absolutely nothing.
There is not a single book or website about dreams that can tell me why I would dream about ‘celebrity bestiality’.
Conclusion – I’m either a freak or a pervert !