WHY AM I HAVING SUCH WEIRD DREAMS ?

             Sally Field                           Sally Field As The Flying Nun

Last night I had the WEIRDEST dream of my life & I usualy have fairly weird ones !

I was in an airport talking to Ricky Gervais – like you do – about nothing in particular.
We walked outside into the carpark & there was a sort of market/fair thing going on.
Right in the middle of it, for all to see, was a naked Sally Field having sex with several enormous shaved sheep !
It was disgusting, it was explicit, it was graphic, it was pornographic !  
She was at it every which way you can imagine & a few you hopefully can’t !

The REALLY weird thing about it was – as if all that wasn’t weird enough – I seemedto be the only person there who was bothered by the revolting sight before us !
FOR FUCKS SAKE  – SHE WAS THE FLYING NUN ! !

I have been haunted by those images ever since I woke up (at 4am) & have spent all day trying to find out what the fuck it means.
I found absolutely nothing.
There is not a single book or website about dreams that can tell me why I would dream about ‘celebrity bestiality’.
Conclusion – I’m either a freak or a pervert !  

Great choice.   

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About An Elephant's Child

Like the elephant's child I am filled with insatiable curiousity. I REALLY AM THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT.
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