Fat Cat.                        Cat On A Cat.

Startling news from The Department Of Stating The Bleeding Obvious, people who like cats are smarter than those who like dogs.
No shit I could have told them that I’ve had lots of pussies – I like cats too ! 

Still not had my benefit paid – bunch of bastards – I’m down to my last 47p.
If you don’t hear from me again then I’ve starved to death !


About An Elephant's Child

Like the elephant's child I am filled with insatiable curiousity. I REALLY AM THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT.
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