I AM SCREWED !

I found this list somewhere else & thought I’d share it with you. Why should I be the only one depressed ?
I’ve highlighted the ones that don’t apply to me, so if any of it is true I’m well & truely screwed !

 The Top 50 Things That Gives You Cancer –
According To The Daily Mail.

AGE      AIR POLLUTION      AIR TRAVEL      ALCOHOL      ALLERGIES      ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS      ARTIFICIAL LIGHT  ASBESTOS      ASPIRIN      BABIES      BABY BOTTLES      BABY FOOD        BACON       BARBEQUES    BEEF       BEER              BEING A BLACK PERSON       BEING A WOMAN       BEING A MAN        BEING SOUTHERN      BISCUITS       BLOWJOBS  BRAS      
BREAD     BREAST FEEDING     BREAST IMPLANTS    BROKEN HEARTS      BUBBLE BATH    BURGERS        CAFFINE      CALCUIM   
  CANDLE-LIT DINNERS     CANNED FOOD        CARBOHYDRATES       CARS        CEREAL CHEESE      CHICKEN      CHILDLESSNESS       CHILDREN       CHILDREN’S FOOD       CHILLIS       CHINESE MEDICINE       CHIPS        CHLORINE      CHOCLATE       CITY LIVING      CLIMATE CHANGE      COCA COLA      COD LIVER OIL     COFFEE       CONSTAPATION      CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS     COOKING      CORDLESS PHONES       CRAYONS        CURRY      DEODRANT       DIETING      DOGS    
EGGS     ELECTRICITY       ENGLISH BREAKFAST       FACEBOOK      FALSE NAILS     FATHERHOOD      FIBRE 
    FISH        FLIP FLOPS       FLY SPRAY       FRUIT 
   GARDENS       GRAPEFRUIT       HAIR DYE     HAM      
HEIGHT       HONEY      HOT DRINKS     HRT    
INTERNET     IVF     KIDNEY
TRANSPLANTS       LAMB         LARGE HEADS      LEFT-HANDEDNESS       LIPSTICK      LIVER TRANSPLANTS       MENOPAUSE    MENSTRUATION       METAL      MILK      
MOBILE PHONES       MODERN LIVING       MONEY       MORPHINE       MOUTHWASH             NUCLEAR POWER      OBESITY      OESTROGEN      OLDER FATHERS      PASTRY       PEANUT BUTTER      PERFUME      PICKLES      PIZZA     
PLASTIC BAGS      PORK      POTATOES      POVERTY      PREGNANCY      RADIOACTIVITY      RICE     
SAUSAGES      RETIREMENT      SEX     
SHAVING      SKIING      SOUP     
SPACE TRAVEL      SUN CREAM       TALCUM POWDER      TEA     
TEEN SEX      VITAMINS      WATER     
WI-FI      WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE      WORKING      X-RAYS

36 out of 50 is – quite bad !

Have a nice day !!

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About An Elephant's Child

Like the elephant's child I am filled with insatiable curiousity. I REALLY AM THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT.
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2 Responses to I AM SCREWED !

  1. Hoods35 says:

    Thats me pretty much fucked as well ! Thanks for being the bearer of glad tidings

  2. Nelly says:

    Always like to see others as miserable as me ! ;-)I wouldn\’t worry too much, this is according to the Daily Mail after all.Their dream headline would be \’House Prices Affected By Teen Immigrants Giving Lady Di Cancer.\’

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