Just for a bit of light relief – enjoy !
- "Finally, someone else who doesn’t
care about their looks !"
- "You’re paying for all this, right ?"
- "My mum has that same dress."
- "My dad has that same dress."
- "I have that same dress."
- "You’re a twin ? Cool. So, do you two,
like, do it together ?"
- "Shit ! That’s my wife at the next
table over !"
- "So, how much do you charge ? Can we
do anal ?"
- "Dr. Weinberg will be so pleased that
I was able to get it up for a woman at last."
- " You’re 31 ? I’m sorry, it’s my
dyslexia – I thought you were 13."
- "That pill I put in your drink was
- "This body has served me well, but is
rapidly succumbing to the rigors of mortality; yours will be a fitting
- "Sorry I’m late, those electronic tags
look flimsy but.
. . . "
- "I don’t know what my mates were
talking about; I’ve seen plenty of lasses uglier than you."
- "Speaking of conjoined twins, please
don’t scream when I take this off."
- "It does as it’s told or else it gets
the whip again !"
- "Don’t worry about the camera, it’s
just to prove you went out with me so my roommate will give me the fifty quid."
- "Please don’t tell me you’re one of
those wusses allergic to latex."
- "Thanks for coming; the coven was
really getting on my back about finding a sacrifice by Solstice."
- "Mother said if I brought any more
filthy whores home, she’d start to kill again so do you have your own place ?"
- "Could you go get the wine-list ? My penis is
engorged with blood."
- "Your brother is a better shag than
- "My brother is a better shag than
- "But I already promised the rest of the team you’d do them too !"
- "Ooh, I wish I’d been as pretty as you
when I was a
- "American President my red, white and
blue ass ! If that boy weren’t born an Ay-rab, I’m Karl freakin’ Marx !"