INTERNET PROVERBS.

Because I’m bored today and I lack any kind of life, I have surfed far & wide to find something amusing for you, if there is anyone still reading these irratic bulletins from the other side of sanity. This is what I came up with, read, enjoy & I promise not to mention Aaron from Emme . . . . . . .Doh !

1.  Home is where you hang your @.
2. The e-mail of the species is
more deadly than the mail.

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins
with a single click.

4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
5.
Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a mobile phone.
7. C: is the root of all directories.
8. Don’t put
all your hypes in one home page.

9. Pentium wise; pen and paper
foolish.

10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil
the browse.

12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has
nine lives.

14. Don’t byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is
stranger than fiction.

16. What boots up must come down.
17.
Windows will never cease.

18. Virtual reality is its own reward.
19.
Modulation in all things.

20. A user and his leisure time are soon
parted.

21. There’s no place like home.com.
22. Know what to
expect before you connect.

23. Oh, what a tangled website we weave
when first we practice.

24. Speed thrills.
25. Give a man a fish & you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother
you for weeks.

26. Wii are family.
27. There’s no rest for the wiki.
28. If at first you
don’t succeed, try, try another ISP.

29. An
Apple a day keeps the PC away.

30. The PIN is mightier than the password.
31. All’s
fair in love and World of Warcraft.

32. All
that twitters is not good.

33. Liars and laptops need good memories.

        Many thanks to thom t & wow_bill for these.     

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About An Elephant's Child

Like the elephant's child I am filled with insatiable curiousity. I REALLY AM THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT.
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