LOVE & KISSES & KISSES & KISSES etc….One of the first things I noticed about social media were the kisses. My god, I thought, these people are very affectionate, kissy-kissy every bloody sentence! As a hard-faced Northerner I’m really not used to this sort of thing! Of course I soon realised that most of this ‘affection’ was really nothing more than an affectation. I have no idea why some people feel the need to add a million kisses to the end of their every sentence. You may think that it makes you seem loving & caring, but in reality most of the time it has totally the opposite effect Personally I have a very strict code when it comes to written kisses & I thought I’d share it with you. You might find it useful.
X = What I’ve typed may sound bitchy or sarcastic, but it was meant with genuine affection. X X = What I’ve typed is heartfelt & sincerely meant. X X X = These are literal kisses. If I was there beside you in the real world I would actually be kissing you. More than 3 kisses = If I ever type more than 3 kisses this obviously means that I am besotted with you. If I was there beside you in real life I would be ripping off your clothes with my teeth & ravishing you mercilessly over the kitchen table.
Or I’m just taking the piss 😉
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