I REALLY AM THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT !
My name on here is Another Elephant’s Child, but everywhere else on this here inter-web-thingy, I’m known as An Elephant’s Child, or sometimes just Elephant’s Child & on Twitter, for reasons of space, as 1ElephantsChild. You can usually recognise me by my cute elephant avatar. [which is copyrighted btw !]
I have a YouTube channel HERE.
I have an account on Yahoo! Answers HERE.
I have a Twitter account HERE
My birthday is on 6th June, all presents will be gratefully received.
I live in Shitesville, at Chav Central, on The Wirral.
My occupation is – WORTHLESS, WORK SHY, DOLE SCUM AT THE CAPITALIST DRONE FACTORY.
My interests are, in no particular order –ELEPHANTS, BUFFY/ANGEL, McDEAN, GARDENING, AARON from EMMERDALE, COMEDY, TELLY, DERREN BROWN, MUSIC, Dr WHO, ART, POLITICS, EMBROIDERY, KNITTING, FOOD & HISTORY.
Favourite Music – MY TASTE IS VERY, VERY, ECCLECTIC – from ‘ODE TO JOY’ to ‘WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO’, by way of ‘PRETTY VACANT’ & ‘YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY YOU LOVE ME’. I’LL LISTEN TO ANY TYPE OF MUSIC AS LONG AS IT’S GOOD.
Favourite Films – MUSICALS, COMEDIES, ROMANTIC COMEDIES, FILM NOIR & PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLERS. I’LL WATCH ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT’S GOOD.
Favourite Books – SCI-FI, MURDER MYSTERY, FUNNY & FACTUAL. I’LL READ ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT’S GOOD.
Favourite Foods – CHEESE – a day without cheese is a day wasted, MOST ITALIAN FOOD & CHRISTMAS DINNER.
Places I’ve Lived – here there & bloody everywhere.
Favourite Place I’ve Lived – THE HIGHLANDS OF SCOTLAND.
Place I’d Most Like To Visit – NEW ZEALAND, but I’ve never flown before & it is a 26 hour flight ! NORWAY, because I’m pining for the fjords.
Finally – I’D LOVE TO START A NEW RELIGION, BUT I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNIER THAN WHAT IS ALREADY OUT THERE !