Another Elephant’s Child
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THEY’RE DIGGING UP THE ROAD … AGAIN! Coming back from the shops last week I noticed that part of the road was being dug up. Most people are mildly annoyed to find road-works delaying their journey, but this is more … Continue reading
The Problem With Fight Club…. The problem with Fight Club is its name. It’s called Fight Club, not Fite Club, but Fight Club That’s F.I.G.H.T – Fight Club. So Americans DO understand that ‘ght’ is pronounced ‘t’ Which means there … Continue reading
The Hills That We Climbed Were Just Seasons Out Of Time. To be honest a large part of me doesn’t want Scotland to leave the union, because without them consistently not voting … Continue reading
Acorrding to The Official Talk Like a Pirate Personality Inventory (TOTLAPPI) this be me: The Quartermaster Profile: The Quartermaster (The ship’s disciplinarian).You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action.You … Continue reading
My Story About The Day I Saw A U.F.O. Oh please come back, I am sane. I have a certificate to prove it. It was a chilly, overcast evening at the tail-end of summer in 1979. My boyfriend … Continue reading
LOVE & KISSES & KISSES & KISSES etc…. One of the first things I noticed about social media were the kisses. My god, I thought, these people are very affectionate, kissy-kissy every bloody sentence! As a hard-faced Northerner I’m really … Continue reading
JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT …. A couple of days ago Andrew Mitchell, he of pleb & gate-gate, took to Twitter. He was ranting at the world in general & David Cameron in particular. Okay, so it wasn’t … Continue reading
SCHOOL HOLIDAY BLUES? It’s that last awkward week of the school holidays which really is a killer. The kids are bored, you’re bored & you’ve both run out of things to do. Everybody is getting on everybody else’s nerves. … Continue reading
I recently read an interesting blog about tattoos & the way people are judged for having them, especially pertaining to where the tattoo is place on their body. It reminded me of this picture which I’ve had hanging around the … Continue reading
Rest In Peace Amanda x x x Or When Will I learn To Stop Crying Because She’s Gone & Learn To Smile Because She Was Here? Amanda, Hops, Hoppy @no_left_feet & @one_right_foot [jail account] died on the 13th May 2012. … Continue reading
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